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A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. He asks the bartender for his bill and the bartender says, "For you, there's no charge."
So Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve noble gas here." Helium doesn't react.
A neutrino walks into a bar. The bartender says "we don't serve neutrinos in here." The neutrino says "I was just passing through."
To get to the other side.
Why did the tachyon cross the road?
While riding on a train a student sees Einstein and asks "Excuse me, professor. Does Boston stop at this train?"
The two electrons left the bar to catch a bus, but they didn't know what time it was or where they were going.
Two atoms walking down the street, one says to the other,
'I think I lost an electron!'
'Are you sure?'
'Yes I'm positive!'
A watched proton never decays.
Physicist pick up line: What's your sine? It must be pi/2 because you are the 1.
